Is everyone familiar with R. Kelly's tour-de-force Trapped in the Closet (parts 1-5)? Well, you're gonna be. That shit is hilarious, yet haunting. In the coming days I'll be posting the lyrics to each of the songs in the cycle, accompanied by my commentary. Its in my head all the time, I figure, much like The Ring, the only way to avoid being killed by Trapped in the Closet is to pass it on.