On Friday night, Jen and I got home from drinks with friends and we were just chilling before going to bed, flipping through the channels. And Jen suggested we watch "Dominican USA", a public access show. We love "Gay USA" and I guess she wanted to compare the production values, I don't know.

Anyway, we put on Dominican USA and there's some guy sitting in the back of a car service car, acting like that makes him a pimp, thanking all the fans. "You guys have kept me going, I just have to say thank you for all your support. And what better way to say it than by showin' asses?"

And then asses were shown. My, how they were shown! Pretty much the only qualification to get on this ass-stravaganza was size. Just a montage of large ass after large ass, clothed, unclothed, whatever. Many were being shaken, either by the ass owner, or by a helpful gentleman. There was also a pile of asses, all these chicks in boyshorts laying with their asses on top of each other. I felt bad for the chick at the bottom. She had three huge ass ladies squishing her. And they appeared to be at a party. What kind of party? Where?

What really astounded me was HOW MUCH someone must love asses to find this ass montage at all pleasurable, let alone an awesome thank you gift. Cause many of these asses were nasty, you could see better asses lots of places. AND it was JUST ASSES. Once in a while, some pussy would sneak in there, once in a very great while they'd splice in a boob shot. But you never saw the face and rarely even the waist of the person who's giant ass was being presented. Just disembodied asses. Asses gone wild.

I did some research on "Dominican USA" and it turns out that the whole show is ALWAYS just asses! The host goes around filming asses and just puts em up on his show. a)That's fucked up of him. and b)Public access is amazing, truly a forum for freedom of expression that more of us should take advantage of. I sincerely appreciate this. I want to say thank you to those who make it possible. But how? Oh, I know!