I've been watching some Kate and Allie lately, cause I'm home in the mornings, and its on back to back at 10 and 10:30 when nothing else is on, and I'm enjoying my one segment of downtime in the day, eating breakfast or checking emails or bullshit like that. So Jen's been ridiculing me, because I'm always complaining about how I have no time, but I'm also constantly referencing Kate and Allie. In a fight the other day she totally skewered me with "Were you too busy watching  Kate and Allie?"

Tonight on the subway I said that from various unreliable sources, I had gotten the idea that maybe people were concerned that Kate and Allie read a little sapphic. And they do seem to go out of the way to show their separate bedrooms and stuff. Jen was like, "Alright, 2 things. First, where the fuck in Manhattan did they find a HOUSE to live in? A basement and 4 bedrooms? What kind of divorcee apartment is that? And second...we should make a show called Kate and Allie after dark....bow-chicka-bow-bow" She actually said bow-chicka-bow-bow.

And I was like "Yeah! Heh heh heh." and then I actually thought about jane curtain and susan st. james having sex and I was like, NO NO NO NO NO.