Some dickface on the street called me a spaz today. He almost ran into me and then we did the little "oops, trying to get around you but keep running into you" dance and then he said "Whatup SPAZ!?" And I was like, who the fuck calls a grown lady a spaz? I was even wearing a cute dress and shit, for once not looking like an urchin. Dick.

Speaking of cute, Jen got her hair cut and dyed and she looks adorable.