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things I like about jen

When Jen was a little girl, she cried and cried and when her mother asked what the problem was, poor little Jen managed to choke out that she was distraught becuase Sunday in the Park with George was closing and now she would never get to see it with Bernadette Peters and Mandy Patinkin in the starring roles. 

Her mother, not being a huge devotee of broadway, had no idea what to say to that. At that point, she did try to get tickets, but they were of course, sold out. 

It shouldn't have been shocking though, that these things were of vital importance to Tiny Jen, because only a few years earlier, when Jen was a mere 9 years old, she had begged and begged to be taken to see Peter Allen and the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall. She couldn't for the life of her understand by neither of her parents could understand the magnitude of this (homosexual) extravaganza. 

I love that my baby has been a tiny gay man her whole life long. 



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factoflife From: [info]factoflife Date: April 22nd, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would have killed to see Peter Allen and the Rockettes. ::sigh::
ffantastik From: [info]ffantastik Date: April 23rd, 2008 01:25 am (UTC) (Link)
We just watched a peter allen documentary - it looked AMAZING. There was a camel for fuck's sake.
wdonohue From: [info]wdonohue Date: April 22nd, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

AH hahaha

Yes. She would be even more so, if her inner geek would get out of the way of her inner diva. I once asked her if the belt she had on was too butch. This apparently triggered some fashion trauma, which forced her to ask everyone she knew if that belt was too butch - including her mom. I still maintain that this: http://www.beltstogo.com/products/149.jpg is just too butch for the girl.

-- Brian out --
ffantastik From: [info]ffantastik Date: April 23rd, 2008 01:24 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: AH hahaha

Aww. I love "butch" Jen. Cause she's so NOT. That rack really gets in the way. Its like - somehow cargo shorts manage to emphasize an hourglass figure on her.
sfgeek From: [info]sfgeek Date: April 23rd, 2008 02:16 am (UTC) (Link)
My ex is a gay man in a lesbian's body. Seriously. She is completely butch. Really looks like a guy. But is really such a fag. For her 40th birthday she gathered 20 friends and we went to a restaurant where they sing show tunes in between courses.
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